So... You thought you'd be spared...

[Nicoleise]

... of my presence... ?

Think again, reinforcements have arrived... =D


Hey everyone...


I've been playing on your SOG server for a few days now, and really liking it. Especially when theres lots of SOG members on, to keep it serious. Like the gameplay, and the way it's kept realistic.

So I was told by alot of you to get my sorry ass (not your words :p) on here. Hence, I did...

After being COMMANDED to by your website, that robbed me of my free will and took control of my mouse and keyboard, here I am, being forced to write this introduction. I swear... All I did was clicking some links... ;D

My name is Nicolai, on here I use a slightly weirder name ; Nicoleise. Only because I've come to use it everywhere, since it isn't already in use... (wonder why?). So if some of you know that name from other games - that might be me.

Been playing AA for a long while, big fan of realistic gameplay. Also played SWAT 3 for many years, never online though, as I never managed to do anything but crash my pc, when trying to go online. But then; behold. SWAT 4 released. After doing the story mode, which was way too short for my liking, and doing it over with every mod I could find, I decided, that there was no way around this online thingy. =p

So if you hear anything bad about me, from Deka, Statico, Ghost, Lucy, M1k3 or Punisher, you might wanna listen to them... =D They're the ppl I've been playing with, so far.

So.. Some real life stuff about me, eh ?

Like I said, my name is Nicolai. I live in Denmark, a small country in Scandinavia, that most of you probably have heard of. I'm an electrician apprentice, going to be an engineer or something later on in life. These days I'm kinda busy with my second school period, so if I happen to be MIA these next couple of weeks, it's because I'm either buried in books, or suffering from Post-schoolday-stress. But I dont blame me, I blame society... =D

I'm also a drummer, and have a huge interest in cars, photoing (am a photographer too), home cinema/hifi and electronics.

Anyways, I'd probably like to join your clan, but I guess we all should get to know eachother a little better first, so I'll just stick around here for a while, and we'll see...

You can catch me on your servers from time to time too, always talking (alot) and always screwing SOMETHING up... =D

If you miss me on the server, I also have xFire, where I'm also going under the alias of Nicoleise... See ? I'm making it easy for you..

Only thing that annoys me, is people acting like 3 year olds, or people that doesn't look out for their friends (irl, I mean). So unless you're a 3 year old, self centered person, you can feel secure about writing me... :D

Take care, ppl


//Nicoleise

(Sorry for the long post, if you want a short version, read this :

Bla bla bla, Hi I'm Nicolai... bla bla bla... )

[Ace]

ahh yes, the guy who talks more than me!!! :lol:

welcome to the forums, glad u stopped by, think you've met quite a few of us by now on the servers, hope u decide to stick around.

have fun:)

[Ghost MacRoth]

If you are the same Nicolai I met tonight, welcome!! If not, welcome anyway!!

[Lucy]

Well, grats for the longest intro the Empire have ever seen.

First some people will tell what you need downloaded, then they will all say "hi" and good luck with trial.

then you will realize why you should never have come here.

also, you need to copy and paste THIS link into your signature under the user CP:

[B]Join The Empire[/B ]

(you need to remove the two empty spaces between the ]'s and the text

[Majid]

LOL welcome to the forums Nicolai ;)

@Lucy: brainwashing people? lol

[Nicoleise]

Ghost - Thanks for the very personal welcome... If not, then thanks for the very unpersonal welcome... :D And yes, I was that Nicolai... The one and... Uhm... Yeah...

Ace - Sure, you wanna compete ? :D lol

Lucy - *covers ears, and tryes to ignore the constant whispering of "Join me... Join me on the dark side" * ;D Thanks from you too... I'll pass on the whole Empire deal, untill you and your people manage to enslave me :D And thanks for the credits on the intro, I'll see if I can have it in my sig... :D

Majid - Thanks alot ;D

[Ace]

please dont encourage her, im sure you've seen signs, saying dont feed the animals, well we should have something similar for her:(

[Lucy]

please dont encourage her, im sure you've seen signs, saying dont feed the animals, well we should have something similar for her:(

blahblah blah blahblahblah blahblahblah


*swings one of Asa-chan's 1,800 packs of onions*

[Nicoleise]

Lol... Interesting... :D I'll just.. Uhm... Yeah... Not ask...

I just read all your rules... One kinda caught my eye... Something about not writing useless information in chat during games... 8-)

I got a feeling, it was added after I joined your servers... Or is it you, Ace ? :D

[Paul]

hello mate and welcome to the forums, great to see you applying :)

[Ace]

Lol... Interesting... :D I'll just.. Uhm... Yeah... Not ask...

I just read all your rules... One kinda caught my eye... Something about not writing useless information in chat during games... 8-)

I got a feeling, it was added after I joined your servers... Or is it you, Ace ? :D

well they try to shut me up, but ya can never keep a good man down :lol:

[Ghost MacRoth]

He he, it's Ace.

Hey so it is you dude, you played well, and were missed after you left, noob / idiot city with no backup. Hope you'll frequent our servers regularly, we always need more good players like yerself.

[Matt]

Hello! Welcome to our clan & thanks for registering at site, well not you but thanks to our site for "doing it" for you :p

Very nice introduction I must say, could well be the longest but if not, then its certainly one of the best i've read. Im glad you have had some great encounters with the members & also in general when playing at our servers. I wish you the best while with your electrian / engineer course and well MIA is certainly better than KIA hey? ;)

So a huge welcome, enjoy your time at site & in servers & hope to meet you very soon in-game.

If you are the same Nicolai I met tonight, welcome!! If not, welcome anyway!!

:D Thats the spirit Ghost; everyones welcome.... lol

Well, grats for the longest intro the Empire have ever seen.

First some people will tell what you need downloaded, then they will all say "hi" and good luck with trial.

then you will realize why you should never have come here.

also, you need to copy and paste THIS link into your signature under the user CP:

[b]Join The Empire[/B ]

(you need to remove the two empty spaces between the ]'s and the text

LOL ^ Welcome would have done :p

Hope you'll frequent our servers regularly

Drunk by any chance Ghost? lol

[Miaerten]

This aint recruitment page or is it ? Hi anyways...

[Nicoleise]

Ah, so many friendly people... :] I'm getting all warm and fuzzy... Well... Warm at least...

- PG > Thanks alot man ! Nice playing with you !

- Ace > Maybe we should team up... "Team blabberbox" :D

- Ghost > Well, to be honest, I kinda sucked today... :) I was having a hard time with the randomness going on around me, like the dude Max, or whatever, tazing dead bodies and so on... I'm sure, I'll do alot better with a more serious crowd... But really nice playing with you ! And hey, we got 100 % :D And I saw the screenshot you took on xFire, just too bad you didnt post the 100 one too ;D

- Matt > Thank you so very much. This may come of weird, but I hadn't expected you on here. Usually clan leaders appear too busy for stuff like this - thanks for taking the time... I would say, KIA from a game would suck, that would involve starvation and other seriously unpleasant things... So yeah, lets stick to MIA. I've actually made the "longest welcome" sorta official, as you've seen in my sig... But if anyone complaints, I'll point them to Lucy, and she'll voodoo them or something, so no worries =P

- Miaerten > No, it isn't... I aint applying / been hijacked.. =D I'm just talking... I understand you're confused though... I mean... I type so many words, that it's a wonder anybody actually gets through it... :p

[Lucy]

ooh, you posted twice instead of using the "edit"

now a guy called Wes will come here and be very mad at you. then he will edit your posts and tell you never to do it again.

[Matt]

Thank you so very much. This may come of weird, but I hadn't expected you on here. Usually clan leaders appear too busy for stuff like this - thanks for taking the time...

No problems, in actual fact im probably one of the most active members at site due to working on the pages, posting, responding to emails etc. However in servers, thats a different issue as I dont get alot of time to play ;)

Just take a look whos top poster on the forums :p

Still Clan Leaders should lead from the front in as many ways they can, so all part of the duty ;)

Thanks for the reply

@Lucy, since Wes isnt around ill do the honours shall I? ;)

[Paul]

Ace > Maybe we should team up... "Team blabberbox"

lmao but not to much you might get called spammer j/k
btw il team up with ya anyday, ya never leave a man behind, which is more than i can say for some ;)

[Lucy]

Just take a look whos top poster on the forums :p


and top bragger!


what the hell, Matt, NO editing Imperial Property.

[Nicoleise]

- Lucy > LOL... You have a special way with words, that make me laugh... I hope he doesn't rip my head of, if I write here that I'm VERY SORRY, and he has my heartfelt apologies... ? :)

- Matt > Yeah, just went through all the rules... And everything has your name on it :D I found that Im violating the useless chatter rule, but that I was right, when I told someone today, that I believed it's an english spoken server... :p So I guess it levels out :D

- PG > Lol... You make that sound gay, for some reason... Lol... But yeah, you too mate... Only, sometimes I get lost between the 5 other players, and I end up following the wrong people... Kinda like when you were 4 and got lost from mom and dad in the supermarket... Same deal ... lol

[Wes]

Welcome on th forums and hopefully i see you on the servers.

First some people will tell what you need downloaded, then they will all say "hi" and good luck with trial.
lol it's a introduction tread not recruitment.

[Lucy]

well, i might have had a few drinks, right?

[future]

Hiya there! welcome!! :D Hope to see you on the servers :)

[Nicoleise]

Thanks :D If you look really close, I'm on the lethal one right now... The others were empty :)


Wow, see Lucy... Wes was here, and I still have my head :D Must have been good this year :p

[Ace]

Must have been good this year :p



you'd better have been, or u wont get a visit from the fat man in a red suit at christmas....

and i dont mean Matt:lol::lol::rolleyes:

[Matt]

no comment :D ^^^

[Nicoleise]

LOL :D I better try harder, then ? :D

[Deblack]

welcome m8 and good luck

[Nicoleise]

Thanks, deblack =)

[mz1981]

Welcome to the forums and servers!
I did like your intro very mutch. So open minded and full of humor in it.
See you soon on one of the servers....:welcome:

[Nicoleise]

Wow... I just thought I made no sence... ;D Thanks man... :) And yeah, we will ;)

[DeKA]

lol Nicolai welcome here

[IrishKnight]

Welcome ;) aww to bad on the empire thing.. i guess u are ok on the other side :P very well.. nice and long intro... glad to see your interested in joining |SOG| eventually :jedi: join the empire

[Nicoleise]

Actually it might be sooner, rather than later... Alot of you ppl that I played with are telling me to apply... ( see, againg... COMMANDING... :D lol ) So maybe I should just go ahead, just dont wanna be... pushy... :D But thanks mate... =)

[Matt]

Go on :p was great to see you in server tonight. Thanks for the games. The amount of welcomes you have recieved is enough to say "Yep ill apply then" :D

All the best mate

[Nicoleise]

Yeah, I'm totally overwhelmed... I mean.. You've all been so open and welcoming :) I'll deffo apply, and I wont talk about close relations between some people and butts again :D lol

[Enders]

You somehow remind me of me :)

Welcome.

[Nicoleise]

Oh god, please tell me you dont actually need to be reminded of you ? :D lol Thanks a lot.

A general announcement on the very specific topic of "me" : I applied for recruitisationtrialperiodallowance .... You might find the post some where.. Supposing I did post it... ??? :D And if I did post it, you'll probably recognize it from its title... :)

[Tim]

Hi, welcome to the site, and make yourself welcome post, etc... Good intro btw .....

Glad to see you decided to apply for recruitment, reading it now.... I think, if not the Longest Introduction in SOG history then it's definitely the most replied to Introduction. :)



(Sorry for the long post, if you want a short version, read this :

Bla bla bla, Hi I'm Nicolai... bla bla bla... )

Best part :p :joke:

[Nicoleise]

Hey... Thanks for the words... And yeah, I'm stunned by the replies... Try that for less than lethal ? :D

[Asakura]

*swings one of Asa-chan's 1,800 packs of onions*

I saw that one, dear Lucy! One more time and I'll order potatoes twenty times, which leads to 1,200 times 5kg packs of potatoes. Compared to your innocent onion packs of 2 kgs, you're done for!!! :cool:

uh, actually I wanted to keep those miss-orders away from you... >.<

@Nicoleise:

I think your introduction was the best I've seen so far (even better than my own...ho ho ho :rolleyes: :D), so I honestly welcome you to the forums. You seem like a nice guy, and talkactive people whose words make sense are rare around here (this line was directed at all Spam_Operators and cards of aces ^.-). I haven't read your recruitment thread yet, but I'm sure you will fit right in. Just stay away from the naughties and weirdos - you'll find out whom I'm talking about soon I think :p - and have fun, and everything will be fine. ^.^ So see you around on the forums or even on the servers if my job allows me some leisure time someday. >.>;; Sayonara~

[Nicoleise]

Wow, thanks alot for the most sence-making review of my introduction yet ! :D And I honestly thank you for welcoming me, then :) If you think my words make sence, then please... Uhm... Just stick with that, and do not read my recruitment thread :D lol... You'll have a heartattack =D I've talked alot to some aces... And other, fitting categories described, but so do I, so everythings either really good, or really, really bad... =)

[Spec_Operator]

this line was directed at all Spam_Operators and cards of aces ^.-

wait wait wait, who is talking about animes instead of playing SWAT4 when in the mission? I'm the Serious_Operator now :p

[M1k3]

In the mission? :o

I saw Asa in game like 10 months ago or so :(

[TriggerFox]

Hello nicoleise, nice to meet you.

[Nicoleise]

Hi Trigger.

Likewise... :) Haven't seen you on the servers, to the best of my memory. You're playing CoOp ? :)

[Asakura]

wait wait wait, who is talking about animes instead of playing SWAT4 when in the mission? I'm the Serious_Operator now

Heyheyhey I am playing even if I chat a little about anime. Okay, the chance to get killed while typing a message raises my death count, but hell it's worth it!!! Oh my, what is that???

http://img477.imageshack.us/img477/8473/specanimen00bzu7.jpg

Weird, this picture came out of nowhere, I didn't add it to my post.....:rolleyes:

In the mission?

I saw Asa in game like 10 months ago or so

Sorry Mikeeeee~ T.T I haven't played much in the last months, so no wonder we didn't meet each other ingame. And due to work it's almost impossible to play SWAT4 almost every day. But if I have some free time I'll PM you so we may meet up for a round or two. Be sure to take a pen with you, I want your signature on my stomache! *blushes and flees with turned-red head* Oh my what did I just say? *giggles* :p ;)

[Ace]

for your stomach??? have i missed something?????

[Spec_Operator]

Yes, i'm an anime noob, i never said something different.

[Nicoleise]

:confused: Awww... All off topic... Wes is gonna come and close it, and my evil plan of having the most replied to introduction will be failed, and I wont get to rule the universe... :confused: What to do... ?

:D

[mz1981]

Of topic: your almost there for the record, mate. Just hang on. Wess wouldn't close this topic since your such a good player.....

On topic:
I've played now with Nicoleise and seems to be an excelent marksman with the peppergun :p
Thumbs up

[Wes]

Of topic: your almost there for the record, mate. Just hang on. Wess wouldn't close this topic since your such a good player.....
Depends how much oftopic this tread get

[Ace]

i hadnt realised when i asked about asa writing on mikes stomach, that this was nics thread:lol:
but aye, nics a good player, and willing to try the other game modes, even pistols, (where he erm....got lucky once or twice!!!!)

[Nicoleise]

Mz, were you the SOG I kinda sprayed ? :D Repetedly ? :D

And Ace, you know I owned you... It just only happened in... short bursts. :D

Is there someway to see if I actually have the most replied to intro ? -It's going in my siggy if that's the case ? Wes, you gotta know if there is ? :)

[Wes]

your never get there the most that there was was 50 pages long and this is now :lock: to avoud more spam.